Bubbles the Cat begs you to give Miss Mattie Tuna before we ALL suffer.
Thursday Cat thoughts
Tuna Tuesday Fail!
by Miss Mattie
Hey Mom, we need to discuss Tuna Tuesday.
I am not sure what is going on, but you forgot our weekly tuna treats.
I am thinking that “tuna” flavored crunchy cat food does NOT work as a substitute. No.
Plus pouring “tuna” water over this dry food doesn’t work either. No. No.
I think you need to remember your obligation to our needs.
Tuna Tuesday is not an option. It is a requirement.
Just ask the Cats of Twitter!
I am so disappointed that I couldn’t even wiggle my Whiskers for Whisker Wednesday.
What is next?
A tuna flavored box or bags for me to chew on?
This is not a bacon craze; I am not going to substitute my catnip for tuna flavored cat toys either.
No.
You want me to substitute your bacon with bacon bits on your burger?
I think not.
No sardines or salmon either.
No. I want the real deal.
Maybe you should go fishing or go to the store and stock up on tuna.
This situation can’t happen again.
We need to go back to Tuna Tuesday before I go on cat strike.
Yes, I will.
Watch me.
No cat love for you.
No morning cuddles or hugs.
I will withhold my purrs too!
Next week, I need three cans of tuna.
One for the week you missed and the other is compensation for my emotional hardship.
Mr. Bailey agrees. I told him too.
Miss Mattie
P.S No, I will not share my picture on this blog today.
I do thank Bubbles the Cat for sharing his picture and showing concern.
At least someone cares.
Give us tuna or the lotus will get it!
#tunatuesday