Staring at the wall
Thursday Cat Thoughts
By Miss Mattie…
I am going to stand here in this corner and stare at the wall.
I am not going to move until I get my way.
My human can wonder why I will not move, no matter what.
I know she probably thinks I am made or that I am loosing my mind. It doesn’t matter, I need to sit in protest for no reason but my own.
Mr. Bailey seems happy; he thinks I am meditating. Ha.
Who knows, they probably think I am sleeping as I sit here, or praying to the Cat Gods to create chaos in the house.
They know me so well.
So why am I staring at the wall?
No reason. Just because I can.
Am I mad?
Nope, not at all.
I have watches silly humans do weird crap for no reason. I decided to try it and now I know that this stuff works.
Although there has got to be a better way, because I am getting bored. This wall is not that interesting. Not a bug, cobweb or shadow in sight. Figures I pick the cleanest wall. I should have chose the dirty window.
Oh well, In the meantime, I will go back to staring at the wall.
(Did you know you can burn 120 calories banging your head against the wall? Yes, it’s true, but I wouldn’t try it. )
Disclaimer: If you notice your cat or dog frequently “head pressing” against objects or walls, it could indicate a dangerous neurological condition. See your vet.
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