I will guard this tree.
Thursday Cat Thoughts
By Miss Mattie
Us cats can help with the holidays
Even if you request that we don’t, we see your stress, so we will.
We love you.
Yes, we know how stressed you are. We get it.
Not to worry, when you are worried about the holiday shopping, food, money and a bunch of other things, we will take care of the things here.
We can embrace this holiday spirit, and we don’t need funny hats or music either.
- That red stocking you stuffed stuff and hung up, don’t worry, we’ll pull it down so we can shove Bailey’s butt in it. Not to fret, he’ll pull out that toy that is stuck in the toe.
- We are great at holiday gift wrapping! Who needs scissors! We can rip up your paper and help you wrap your presents. Ummm…keep the tape away, that freaks us out when it gets stuck on our paws.
- Food! We will check your dip with our paw. And we promise to save you some shrimp..I’ll take it away and put it in my bowl!
- As for that stuffed Santa you stand up next to the door, we’ll be happy to kneed his beard and pull off all of his buttons. He looks better this way.
- The tree…. OMG…what could be better then me helping you put the tree up. I will hold down the lights and the tinsel with my paw as you wrap it up. Then I will climb in the tree to make sure it is safe. If I notice an ornament in the wrong spot, I will paw it off the tree. You can relax, I won’t loose any. They will be under the couch until next year.
We are the best Santa Helpers ever!
You’re welcome,
Love Miss Mattie
Oh, I put a piece of that fruitcake under Mr. Bailey’s cushion.