The Cats named Who, What, When, Why are on a fence. The cat Where is looking for a way up the fence?
Sitting on a large wooden fence are 4 brother cats named Who, What, When, Why. The 5th brother cat named Where is looking up at them meowing…
As they sit there admiring the scenery, a beautiful blue eyed white & brown Sassy Cat named Miss Cats Meow pads up to them with her tail held high.
Miss Meow recently went on a date with their half-brother Silence.
She stops at the bottom of the fence, looks up to at them with tail-twitching irritation and sighs.
“Hi Guys, I want to talk.”
They all look at her with unimpressed unblinking cat eyes.
She meows… “Every one of you has caused communication problems between me and Silence.”
“We were doing better without you butting your cat nose in our relationship”
She points her paw at each of them and says,
“Who, I tried to talk to you about this before, but you never seem to understand what I am talking about.”
“What, I never know if you hear me. You constantly repeat yourself all the time.”
“Where, Me and Silence took your advice and got lost. It is evident that you need a map. When you told us to ask your friends Here and There for directions, they sent us the wrong way too!”
“When, you never show up last night! You really can’t tell time huh?”
“Why, is it really that much of a bother for you to care? You are so indecisive.”
They all look at her for a moment, gave a curt cat grin and look back at each other.
Miss Meow stands her ground.
“Well?”
After a moment of pause, Why answers her. “I am surprised you and Silence get along, you are constantly meowing.”
Who chimes in from the fence. “Miss Cats Meow, if you continue to date Silence, we will always speak up for him; he’s family.”
Where, the only cat not on the fence, pads up to her.
Miss Cats Meow rolls her ocean blue eyes but doesn’t move.
Where paw points across the way to another bunch of cats.
Miss Cat’s Meow
“Miss Cats Meow, look that way. My friend There is talking to Care the Siamese cat, maybe she can help you, or introduce you to her cat brother Won’t.”
Miss Meow looked over at the group of cats and notices that the Cat named Neither is padding up to join Here, There and Care.
She grumps and looks at the 5 curious cats with half squinted eyes.
“I have found no cat-satisfaction talking to any of you, and I am certainly not going to talk to them about my relationship!” she loudly muses, feeling defeated.
In a resilient tone, she says “I need some quiet cat time to purr over this.”
” I am going to go sit with Silence, at least he is easy to talk too., and Kind too.” she purrs as she starts to pad away.
Miss Cats Meow turns her nose up, fluffs her tail up straight and pads away whispering to herself, “I should know better than to try and deal with a family of brother cats who are always on the fence.”
As she gently rotates her ears back she can clearly hear them enticing Where to get on the fence too.
“They have no attention span either.” she giggles.
She continues her walk thinking, “I just don’t see how Silence is related.”