Creepy Human cat trolls on my blog…

I have a few creepy human cats on my blog!

Yes, they stomped their dirty paws on to my website.

Dirty paws are an understatement, I think they stepped in cat poo too.

Sigh. This does not surprise me. Being a Sassy Cat myself, I am not surprised by the creepy dirty cats that circle the blog. You know those cats that constantly twitch the tips of their tail and spray their negativity. Yes, those trolls…

So before I go one, I want to protect the innocent kitties who pad onto my site.

Cover your eyes with your paws –this post is not PG 14.

I continue..

Today, I will be share Sassy Cat rant as I stand on top of my litter box. As Miss Mattie would say….this calls for a“Paw Pop!”

As you browse the pages of this site, it is obvious even to the challenged cat that this site is about Cats & Zen. You don’t need to stretch the claws to far to realize this, right?

Well, recently, my comment section, which should be positive and encouraging, with phrases like: “Go Girl, you rock!”, “I am sending all my cat-friends here”, and the most encouraging- “This is Pawesome!” has taken a 360 turn.

In my moderated comment section, I got a few cat eye opening posts that made me go… huh? You want to do WHAT!?!

Glad I have moderation because soft kitten ears should not hear this stuff.

So, I want to explain to my new icky human cat trolls, what this page is NOT about. Not as in NO, as in NOT. Get it? I doubt it.

Open your stuffed cat ears and pay attention.

• You are not going to pull my tail, scratch behind my ears or rub my belly until I purr or hiss. NO.
• I can see how when I add the innocent parts about finding an “inner purr” would just catapult your excited mind into cat-over-drive. Ugh…NO.
• I find no delight in wanting to be pawed from nose to tail, or to let you fill me with Zen. Very kind of you, but NO.
• You are so giving, but you do not need to help me find my present moment. I can find it myself, thank you.
• I do not want you to roll me in catnip. NO.
• I do appreciate the enthusiasm in wanting to sniff my cat bum. Your cat mom would be proud.
• Sorry, but I do not wish to sharing long moments of Zen as you give me a cat bath licking me from ear to tail. :shutter: NO.
• Last but most importantly, so please pay attention. That means you need to stop licking your behind for just a moment and pay attention. This site is not about a “pussy-cat box.“ NO, NO, NO.

It is annoying to constantly say no. Maybe I should say Never… No…Never. NOT!

Read again if you don’t understand.

In keeping with my Zen blog, I will say three positive things. ( realize I am stretching here)

•  I will say that you did read the blog. Thank You for that…I think.
• You have also found your cat essence, although no one really wants to go near it.
• Plus, both of you DO have cat-like determination and you have found your own unique paw prints to pad your creepy-dirty ways.

What I will say “yes”too, is you padding along; prowling that overzealous cat mind onto other site where you two can share your inspiration and creepy cat ways with others of cat minds like you!  Find your tribe or find each other.

It will be a cat-match made in …well somewhere.

I am stepping off my litter box.. my blog and I both need a bath.

I need peace, love and no creepy paws!

KT Cat Paws

Lesson for today…

“What we see depends mainly on what we look for.”

Sir John Lubbock.

 

p.s, Miss Mattie wants to go all ninja on their cat ass.  Just sayin.

** I wish I knew the artist name, get image.